I like my men like the U.S Open… Long and hard, let’s play around and see how low you can go.ġ9. Damn girl, I’m not one for defeat, but with your swing I will let you beat me all day.ġ8. Are you a golf cart? Because I could drive you around the golf course.ġ7. You are like a carry golf bag… Light, attractive and easy to handle.ġ6. My shots aren’t usually long and straight, but I have something that is.ġ5. Your legs are like a long drive… Lengthy, beautiful and allows an easy approach to the hole.ġ4. My golf number may be high, but grab my phone number and we can go low.ġ3. The line of your putt curves in those pants.ġ2. I’m currently a one ball, why don’t you find two friends and we can form a foursome.ġ1. You look like someone who enjoys a good swing.ġ0. You remind me of a Pro V1 golf ball… Soft, sexy and expensive.ĩ. You are like a water hazard… Once my balls go in, I can’t get them out.ħ. Your balls are wayward, let me coach you to get them into the hole.Ħ. I’ve been watching your putt and you have the perfect line.ĥ. Are you sure you aren’t an Albatross? Because you are a rare catch.Ĥ. ![]() Are you sure your parents didn’t win all four majors? Because you’re a Grand Slam.ģ. ![]() Looking at you makes me feel like I just made a hole in one.Ģ. ![]() I will do my best to keep it as clean as possible, and provide tips to both genders looking to pick a golf loving partner.ĭespite the thousands of dirty golf pick up lines out there, I will save you from creeping out strangers, with witty, intellectual direct propositions.ġ. This post is a stray away from my usual work, as I am giving you 50 golf pick up lines to help you score. But, when it comes to golf speak, I know a thing or two about catching one’s attention. Talk to my wife and she will tell you, my pickup lines are as effective as a duck hook.
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